Am I awake?

I slept extremely well last night - better than I have in weeks. I had put a heated mattress pad on the bed last weekend, but it still wasn't warm enough, so last night I decided to put on the down comforter too.

Niiiiiiiice.

I slept like a rock. I slept like a dead person. In fact, I overslept like a dead person. I've only been up less than 20 minutes.

So I hope you can understand my disorientation when I read this story about a Boston priest who has been arrested in New York for stalking Conan O'Brien. Seriously. You need to read the story to get the full impact. He sent creepy notes on parish letterhead and said he wouldn't be a guest on Conan's show until Conan had given him a confession.

Between this and yesterday's confusion over file modification dates, it appears that I'm battling a severe sleep deficit. Until I can make it up, I need to look for something less confusing online to jolt me back into reality, because this tea I'm drinking is not working fast enough.