The stress of daily blogging drives me to meme

After posting this last night, I began to feel a little guilty. I had picked up a meme from a perfectly nice person, only to mock it mercilessly. That was snotty.

But it's still my best bet for a blog post today.

Nevertheless, I'll change my answer to #29.

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?

Dale Gribble

2. What were you doing at 0800?

Trying to scrape together $2 in change for commuter rail parking. (Only found $1... the MBTA Police are gonna get me!)

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?

Recapping.

4. What happened to you in 2006?

I played a joke on my boss, and it was awesome.

I started watching and recapping Mexican telenovelas. This is my truly pitiful first attempt. This is my much better (or at least much more accurate) most recent effort.

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?

"Thanks" to the cashier at Staples.

6. How many beverages did you have today?

On this specific date, none yet; but since I've been out of bed, I've had two cups of coffee and two sodas.

7. What color is your hairbrush?

I use a pick and/or comb.

8. What was the last thing you paid for?

Some paper I bought at Staples.

9. Where were you last night?

Why? What did you hear?
Oh, right - I was at home. I didn't knock off work until after 7 and I had to get up early (madrugar) today.

10. What color is your front door?

You'd think I'd know, wouldn't you? I think it's gray. I didn't paint it and I don't much care. :-)

11. Where do you keep your change?

In the change pouch on my wallet.

12. What’s the weather like today?

Yesterday it was warm and shitty. Today it's too soon to tell, although NOAA predicts that it will be a little less shitty.

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?

Fat-and-sugar flavor.

14. What excites you?

Just about anything, if I'm in the mood for it.

15. Do you want to cut your hair?

No, but I might pay someone else to cut it.

16. Are you over the age of 25?

I am more than qualified to become a United States Senator.

17. Do you talk a lot?

Sometimes.

18. Do you watch the O.C.?

Hasn't that been off the air for a while?

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?

Who the hell doesn't?

20. Do you make up your own words?

That's ludicrulous.

21. Are you a jealous person?

Is this a trick question to guess my species?
Hint: I'm not a jealous DOLPHIN.

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter 'A'

No.

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’

No.

24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?

My dentist.

25. What does the last text message you received say

I don't do text messages.

26. Do you chew on your straw?

No. It stops working if you chew on it.

27. Do you have curly hair?

Sometimes.

28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?

Work.

29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?

I am.

30. What was the last thing you ate?

Chicken in a Biskit crackers.

31. Will you get married in the future?

If I marry at all, it will have to be in the future.

32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?

The ONLY movie I've seen in the last two weeks was Borat.

33. Is there anyone you like right now?

I like lots of people.
(Why do I get the impression this thing was written by a nine-year-old?)

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?

Sunday. Oh yeah, baby. I did 'em good.

35. Are you currently depressed?

No.

36. Did you cry today?

No.

37. Why did you answer and post this?

I posted this because I needed a post for Friday and there was no guarantee that anything better was going to turn up. I thank Brian for posting his when he did, because this one-post-a-day thing is killin' me.

I answered this because without the answers, it would have been even lamer.

38. Tag 5 people you want to do this survey.

Um, no. But thanks for the suggestion.